User talk:Kath roderick

Hi my name is Kath Roderick before i start describing myself im not the skinniest of people so please dont take the piss. So firstly im a wrinkly old cow and all i ask the plough lads is if they have brought the required subs to training. Now moving on to my house and family i have a very non-modern house that looks like it was from medieval times and it has also been described as a cottage. I have 2 kids but you can count Tony as the third if you like first starting with steven, what can i say he follows his mother small cock and an ignorant pig. Then we have michael who has a nice girlfriend who i get along with a lot but for some reason she's scared of me i wonder why ?... and thennn theres Tony down the wern 24/7 drinking discussing the options that he could use for saturdays game he's also a very unhealthy smoker. Some think its halloween at the Rodericks half the time but i disagree...do you wanna know why....coz i'm fat. And to end this description i must come on to my weight my belt size is the equator and my colestral levels are through the roof.....THE END....SUBS SUBS SUBS SUBS !!!!!!