User talk:Kdmia92

Hello. First I should start off with my name, of course. (which isn't my real name, so what's the point in telling you all this?) Oh well. My name is (not) Holly Brookstone. My daddy owns the company and the store, Brookstone. Yuck. I hate that place, don't you? I mean, it's a total breeding ground for wierdos and geeks. And I am most certainly not a geek. Yeah. Okay. Let's move on, shall we? I am how do you say, 14 years old. I am Korean. And I come from the country of Korea. Actually, I'm American, because I'm as pale as a sheet. I wish I was Korean, though, because then my interest in asian men wouldn't be considered so...creepy. It's sad. I like all of my brother's friends. That's just about the only thing that's true in this whole dang article! These other articles are all boring and they suck! I mean, they're all like, "Oh, this was made in 45 B.C.E. right around when Moses's appendix was taken out...." I mean, what the heck kind of info. is that? Huh? Come on, people! Make it at least SOMEWHAT interesting! I'm going to fall asleep! You are boring people, believe it or not! I like that show, "Ripley's Believe it or Not". It's neat. Nobody uses the word, "neat" anymore. Did you notice that? Speaking of Michael Jackson, umm.. yeah. It's hard to see why people don't like him anymore. I mean, he's a wonderful singer, but no one wants to be caught dead listening to his music anymore. It's strange. Oh so strange. Has anyone eaten a Hot Pocket and afterwards said, "I'm really glad I ate that."? I'm always on the pot, saying, "I'm gonna die!". It's wierd. Did I spell that right? I don't know. Nor do I give a rat's behind. Yes, his hiney. I'm not a frickin genius. Well, actually, I was in a 6th grade spelling bee. And I lost. But I came in 2nd place, at least. Then the dumb donkey who won was SUPPOSED to go to Michigan regionals, but he called ME and told ME that I had to be there, because he was going on vacation. I was like, "Hello!?? I have a LIFE you know!" It was such a retarded mess. I represented my school... and lost. How's that working for me? Not too bad, not too good. That's how I like my eggs. Wait, what am I talking about now??? Just shut up and lemme talk god darn it! I gotta watch T.V. now, since I have no life, MATT SIENKOWSKI!!! DIEEEE!! This has been real. Keep it real. KEEP IT WICKED AWESOME, LIKE ME! This is hereby declared MY autobiography! Yay me! Like anyone else in my school can write their own autobiographies! Liek me! HA! I couldn't EVER see that dimwitt DJ Rubino ever write anything great. Yeah. Because I feel like it. Now, where was I? Ah yes, I don't know.

Okay, screw the whole, "I don't know why the sky is blue", because EVERYONE on this entire planet knows why! The answer is.... (drumroll please...)..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................It just is. HA! You thought I'd give a 10 page, detailed essay about the reason why the sky is blue! HA! I laugh at you all! HA HA HA HA! HA! Sorry. I...had too much coffee today. Actually, I didn't. You should see me when I DO drick coffee...I get crazy....crazier than ever....crazy then....crazy...

okay, more about me: my favoite food is green stir fry, my favorite color is puke-greenish yellow and i also like mauve, my favorite singer is Michael Jackson, my favorite actor/actress is paris hilton, my pet's name is kim possible, because it just is. and yeah, thats just me for ya. holly brookstone. PEACE OUT, PEACE BUDDIES!!!! Okay, anyway, i am at school right now and yeah, I'm supposed to be doing a project right now, but you know what??? i want to rant about the tigers losing the world series, so I WILL.... OKay, now, first off-David Eckstein and Albert Pujols are GAY!!! second, yeah, i really think the Tigers are the better team and they should have won. seriously. if you saw what the heck they did to the Yankees in the playoffs, you would think that they are the best team in BASEBALL. I mean, they ABLITERATED them!!!! it was awesome!!! it made HISTORY!!!! rocket club is cancelled. i don't know why, they just said it. anyway-back to my rant. okay, where was i, ah yes, they abliterated the yankees this season, and then they swept the Oakland Athletics.....then, in the world series, they sucked it up, only because of too many errors....they weren't doing the things that they've been doing all season long-the little things-the little things that got them to the world series.