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The LMNOP Stock Squeeze
How did the $LMNOP STOCK take over the stock market in April 2022? Little is known about this exciting company besides everybody wants to buy the stock up like other so-called "meme" stocks $GME and $AMC. What kind of company is $LMNOP? At this time it seems to be unknown, but does that really matter? Savvy apes (aka Retail Investors) have nearly abandoned sure-to-squeeze stocks like $GME and $AMC to cash in on the hottest stock since tulips. “Get you some!” is the battle cry as retail Meme Lords scramble to get their hands on any piece of $LMNOP. The hashtag #LMNOP quickly raised to trending status on Twitter on Monday, April 11, 2022. Tweets about selling heirloom furniture, cars and family pets were seen across the platform as investors tried to buy $LMNOP while stock was still available at a low price. However a skirmish is brewing with market makers and hedge funds eyeballing this new contender as they contemplate how they can cash in on the frenzy. “The company has no fundamentals and no decent history of strong financials.”, drooled Ken Gee; a well known hedge fund leader who likes to bankrupt companies into oblivion. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a decent company,” Ken continued. “We’ll just pay the media to defame the stock, let bots loose on social media to spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt, have our computers use algorithms to move the price, and flood the market with fake shares. All done in our own dark pools as we trade the stock back and forth while partnering with market makers. It works every time." When we responded with obvious concern, he replied, "I know, it sounds illegal but we have the SEC in our pocket. Even if they do fine us, we make billions more than their measly fines cost us." With a hearty laugh he said, "It’s the cost of doing business.” KenURelate (talk) 21:44, 12 April 2022 (UTC)