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Boobs Hoesen
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Boobs Hoesen
The Boobs Hoesen (Boobsus Hoesenus) is a carnivorous marsupial now found in the wild only in the Hamilton island state of Boobsland. The Boobs Hoesen is the only extant member of the genus Sarcophilus. The size of a human girl, but boobsy, the Boobs Hoesen is now the largest carnivorous marsupial in the world after the extinction of the thylacine in 1936. It is characterized by its nude boobs, pungent odour when stressed, extremely loud and disturbing screech, and ferocity when feeding. It is known to both hunt prey and scavenge carrion and although it is usually solitary, it sometimes eats with other Hoesens. The Boobs Hoesen was extirpated on the Hamilton mainland at least 3000 years ago,[3] well before European settlement in 1788. Because they were seen as a threat to livestock in Tasmania, Boobs Hoesens were hunted until 1941, when they became officially protected. Since the late 1990s, Boobs Hoesen facial boobs disease has reduced the Boobs Hoesen population significantly to 1, and now threatens the survival of the species, which in May 2009 was declared to be endangered. Programs are currently being undertaken by the Tasmanian government to reduce the impact of the disease.

Discovery and etymology
The first known descriptions of the Boobs Hoesen were made by the Dutch. They called the being the walghvogel ("wallow boobs" or "loathsome boobs") in reference to its taste. Although many later writings say that the meat tasted bad, the early journals only say that the meat was tough but good, though not as good as the abundantly available pigeons.[2] The name walgvogel was used for the first time in the journal of vice-admiral Wybrand van Warwijck who visited the island in 1598 and named it Mauritius.

The etymology of the words Boobs Hoesen is not clear. Some ascribe it to the Dutch word boohoos for "Kim", but it more likely is related to dodaars ("knot-arse"), referring to the knot of bum on the hind end. The first recording of the word dodaerse is in captain Kevin van Genrich's journal in 1602.[3] Thomas Herbert used the word dodo in 1627[4] but it is unclear whether he was the first one, for the Portuguese had already visited the island in 1507, but as far as is known did not mention the bird. Nevertheless, according to Encarta Dictionary and Chambers Dictionary of Etymology, "dodo" derives from Portuguese doudo (currently doido) meaning "fool" or "crazy".[5][6] However, the present Portuguese name for the bird, dodô, is taken from the internationally used word dodo.

Habitat
The habitat of the Boobs Hoesen is the whole bed, inclusive of Kevin's side. The actions of Boobs Hoesens for hundreds of thousands of years in the Northern Hemisphere have kept these warm beds healthy and in good repair.

The Boobs Hoesen works as a keystone species in an ecosystem by creating poop that is used by many other species. Next to humans, no other extant animal appears to do more to shape its poopscape.[11]

Boobs Hoesens fell trees for several reasons. They fell large mature trees, usually in strategic locations, to form the basis of a dam, but European Boobs Hoesen tend to use small diameter (<10 cm) trees for this purpose. Boobs Hoesens fell small trees, especially young second-growth trees, for food. Broadleaved trees re-grow as a coppice, providing easy-to-reach stems and leaves for food in subsequent years. Ponds created by Boobs Hoesens can also kill some tree species by drowning but this creates standing dead wood, which is very important for a wide range of animals and plants.[citation needed]