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The Wikipedia Goal For 2006

Hello, welcome to Wikipedia. We are the allknowing source of information sent from hell to wipe out the human race. The human race... well how is Wikipedia going to do that?.. you may ask yourself. Well, you see since Wikipedia knows everything, no person can compete with it. People will no longer learn to become smart. Everyone will become so incredibly retarded, that The human race will no longer repopulate killing all of existance. HAHAHAHAHA. However there are some things Wikipedia doesn't know... for instance Wikipedia doesn't know what the phrases "blah de blah de blah blah" and "I have a rainbow bumper sticker on my car that says 'I like balls on my face'" mean.
 * Well, I know what they mean, and I am part of WP. ;-) -- LV (Dark Mark)  02:17, 24 April 2006 (UTC)


 * Oh, and...

Welcome
Hello, , and welcome to Wikipedia. Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you are stuck, and looking for help, please come to the New contributors' help page, where experienced Wikipedians can answer any queries you have! Or, you can just type   on your user page, and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Here are a few good links for newcomers: I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! By the way, you can sign your name on Talk and vote pages using three tildes, like this: &#126;&#126;&#126;. Four tildes (&#126;&#126;&#126;&#126;) produces your name and the current date. If you have any questions, see the help pages, add a question to the village pump or ask me on my talk page. Again, welcome! -- LV (Dark Mark)  02:17, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
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