User talk:Kilikelea

1/12- The Ninja Attack

On January 12th, you must have seen on all the news channels, there was a much televised attack on Bandung by Ninja troops from a training base that is so far unidentified. The newly formed Bandung-Ninja assosiation has hence forth begun a search for the Ninja trainees that have done no good to their privileged Ninja name. The Bandung-Ninja assosiation has also started a division that has been studying the Ninja ways and will soon be starting its on Ninja training base in Bandung. More details to follow. A sector has been created in the BNA devoted solely to the search and abolition of the Ninja training base that attacked Bandung on the fatefull Thursday only some days ago. They have very few leads currently and the only clue leading them mostly towards Switzerland is the fact that they used cheese bombs as a primary attack method when attacking Bandung territory. They are also searching far and wide in Japan, said to be the land where Ninja's first began their practice. The Ninja methods, of what the experts at the BNA so far know, have not in the slightest hinted towards the helpfullness of using cheese in their practice nor has it ever suggested that the uniform color be anything other then black, especially not the lime-green ninja suits that this particular ninja group chose to sport. The only reason to believe that this attacking group were ninjas is that they clearly stated they were in fact Ninjas and albeit that they're attire was a lime-green color, it was worn in the typicall Ninja style with the entire body concealed save for the eyes which gave the typical Ninja stare from every pair that attaked those helpless Bahasa speaking households in Bandung unprotected from cheesebombs as they had never thought to protect against something of the sort. Updates will be made to this article as the BNA continues its search for the Ninja training base and its project to create its own training base in Bandung so the people will never again be endangered by the likes of Ninjas. We all await the success of the Bandung-Ninja Assosiation and until then good luck to them.

Cool Runnings Kilikelea 05:15, 14 January 2007 (UTC)