User talk:Killing sparrows/Adoption talk

The only Zen joke I know
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor? A: Make me one with everything! -- killing sparrows  (chirp!) 07:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

So the vendor makes the dog and hands it to the Zen master. The master gives him a $20 dollar bill and then stands there waiting. After a moment he looks at the dog vendor and says, "Change?" and the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."-- killing sparrows  (chirp!) 05:04, 2 May 2007 (UTC)