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Flanorexia or Flanorexic Flan-o-rex-ic

Flanorexia
Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Jim Flanagan.

The term Flanorexia was established after his birth in 1987 and roughly translates as stumpius cockius in Latin

Flanorexia has an incidence of between 98,000 and 99,000 cases per 100,000 persons per year and an average prevalence of 99.9% using strict criteria for diagnosis.The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years. Approximately 90% of people with flanorexia are female but it can effect some men. Steven Hotson and Andy Blinco were the most recent casualties of the disorder.

Causes and contributory factors
Psychological Factors

Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with Jim Flanagan.

People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius' 

 Social and Environmental Factors

Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of Jim Flanagan. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.

Prognosis
Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting.The suicide rate of people with flanorexia is also higher than that of the general population. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.

Treatment
Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.