User talk:Knight ranger1

Cameron ( Cam ) Gabbs a prominent writer, poet, singer-songwriter and hobo was born Cam BJ Hobbs on July 3, 1977. To Margaret Hobbs and Ernie Gabbs both of Climax, Saskatchewan (pop. 216). From the humble beginnings owning the towns 3rd largest bottle depot, they struggled to to teach young Cam to count by multiples of four. Cam could never reach his parents expectations, and consequently left for the city of Edmonton. Realizing the Alberta Advantage, Cam became gainfully employed by Petro Canada Gas Bar at South Edmonton Common. Refusing to let his newfound wealth get the better of his small town sensibilities as it had his counterparts, Cam rather chose to live simply in his 1976 Ford Bronco behind a black dirt pile. Finding clothing to be quite restrictive, Cam preferred to do his reading in his underwear.

His favorite works include the following: Tantric self pleasuring - Kama Sutra 3 (a homoerotic journey), From Dusk Till Dawn, Huck Finn the Musical and tiny pornographic images enjoyed with tissue and a cigarette to follow.

Aspirations

To be the first successful inventor of a time machine built from circuits and wires and stuff. Knight ranger1 (talk) 06:19, 30 June 2008 (UTC)