User talk:Knightstheround

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Moved from the Collective hysteria Talk page
Ginger stallion This is a page about witch hunts and mass hysteria. or so you've though its really about knights. I was a knight once for my honors english class. I was untouchable. I had an asorment of weapons and such. I went on hikes and stuff, in order to save the world. I would find oil and different minnerls as cures. yeah it was a tough job but i do any thing once assigned a knight possition. a lot of the kids in my class didn't take the assignment serously, but i did. Knight hood became my life. half my life was training behind the bow and the other half was behind the sword. I felt as though it was my quest to stop all evil in pocatello. I never killed any one or even hurt someone but I could have. When i say i was good i mean i was good. I could shoot off the top of a match from about 900000000000000 miles off the coast of hawii. Yeah a good shot. this one time i was runnen throuh the streets of itality when some guy's like hey you can't just run like that you'll be killed. Needless to say no such thing would happen to me. I had a full suit of armor and a sword. I was shot at and hit but i was ok. I don't know if you read a lot of fiction stuff but knights fight lots of things and bullits i'm sure have no effect on most of themm. bullits do hurt though they come fast but not as fast as my flaming arrow of doom. its one wicked beast. so how many people out there want to fight me now. not many i protect inocent. i'm bad. one day i went to help out old people most of then were unable to fight me but i tried any way. a lot of then just couldn't make it. "if you know what i mean" i used to say while jiggling my large vast bellie. i mean after all i was a knight. Joice McDowel my teacher told us the assignment was over one day. most of the kids in my class were relived that they no longer had the duity to protect the world. Me and two of my friends though will never stop our assignment never. so next time you see a knight or cowboy running down the street respect him greatly. Don't mock or shot at him he is only there for your proctection. so just respect his authority. sources all from my brain located inside my head and google.com I'm back, betches, so shut the feck up and listen.Elizabeth, if you're listening, I love you, for real. So I was all like,"What's up gangstas?" And, out of nowehere, this thug starts sprinting, so I payed him to fight and chat with me. Peace. Gangster out.\ Once again i'm bake when i was 3 i was drinkin and doin drugs its not a good life. once i became a knight i was able to stop do all the bad stuff i used to do like sex. But then, I was introduced to a little friend named heroin. Yeah,. So, I'm not currently a knight. Infact, I robbed a convinience store to feed my wife, so she could feed lots of babys. If you want to hear more about my gangster life, send my lots of money, or check back in tomorrow. I'm back again, and I'm off the heroin. During my life as a gangster I joined a band called "Patriotica." We only recorded one album called "If You Don't Like This Album You Are a Baby Killing Jesus Hating Communist Terrorist Faggot." Now that I don't get violently ill when I haven't had any smack for a while I've started working out again. I now have the strength of a knight that has the strength of eight knights, but one of them has the strength of four, so I really have the strength of eleven knights. I don't even have to run through the streets any more. I move so fast that I fly. So if you see me flying, make sure to respect my authority and send me some money. My wife FINALLY stopped having babies. After about two months of hard labor and slow births, they just started firing out. She was able to say "This isn't so ba-" right before she started vomiting. Yes, like crazy too. She was vomiting while she slept, while she ate, and while she went to the bathroom, and all of this while having babies. Well, last week, she started vomiting, and the babies weren't coming out as consistantly. We knew it was almost over. Yesterday, her last day, a few just fell out while we were leaving the hospital, but that was the last of um. Once she finally figured out to stop having babies, i was able to focus more on my career. At first i was appling to jobs of common nature like stores and fast food resterants, then i saw a life changing movie. they called it spider man. once i saw it i knew i had to go to a spider lab. I finally found one but it was about 55000 miles away. but i knew the world was in danger and the only one who could save it would be me. After robbing a few banks i finally had enough to make the trip there and back. all the way there people were pulling over to let me by. they must have known what i was doing. As i would go past i would wiggle my bellie out the window yelling merry christmas to all and to all a good night. the cool air on my bellie felt amazing. When i finally arrived the only thing i had to say was where is your spiders. they said they knew i would be coming. they said before i could be bitten by the spider i must pass a certain test. one that was very dangerious. I had to complete the same tasks as harry potter in the fourth book. yeah hard stuff. especially without cool friends or magic. but finally i completed them and was allowed to be bitten by the spider. As soon as i was bitten i felt the power coming over me. the first thing i did was web right out of there. yeah it was preaty cool. so when i got home i went to my room i come up with a lot of really cool costumes, the one i chose was sweet. so i jumped out my window and started attacking bad guys. they couldn't stop me it was as if i had super human powers. it was really neat. I sometimes liked beating up people so bad i would beat up the good guys to. it was easy they were usually old and weak. and im a strong and super and stuff. Now i'd like to tell you of the story of my cat. he was an exceptionly large cat. sometimes i found it hard to find him thing to eat. when he started out it was only about a pound or two of cat food. then though the years he has been gaining more and more weight. he now weighs about 360 pounds. thats almost as much as me. each day now he eats more and more i don't know when he'll stop i been feeding him for 9 streight hours now. he's took everything in the fridge. when i wasn't looking he ate one of my small children. he tried to fight but the cat just weighed to much. ohh wait lol my son just tore out the cats stomach. ohh no now gidget isn't breathing ohh i have to go. there's blood every where oh my son just told me he used his knight skills to get out of the stomach. i guess he did a cart whell

if you've ever tried living a gansta life like me you would know how bad i have it. the bloods or the cripts always boldozing my house. Me and my friend actly have come up with a way to stop both of the gangs. well two ways. one obosly be sending me on them. but this is a garintied way to exterminate these so called bugs. what we have to do is turn them against each other. whill there together their too strong. this way they would fight and maybe even kill each other. just the other day they were both like we wana spray paint your kid and cat. i felt the anger build up inside of me the sweat started pouring out from every pore on my body. I was like a sweating angry beast. all i could say was "its a walk off" these true gansta's lol obovously knew what i was talking about right away. but they also knew who i was. one of their homies brought up a box and the beets were pompin out. so i had no choice I began to bust and move. these poor kids had never seen such skill. they ran in fear of my fists of fury.

i can't believe you
I like your team lady but i don't like you. Davids is a true ganstar, although I really don't like Van Nistellroy. What would you know about mass hysteria? You live in the Netherlands. Psh. I live in the thugish U.S. of A. Here, you have to kill to survive. It's like... you have to kill to survive. Allow me to be frank: I grew up in Compton, Idaho. All I've ever had is my writing. I don't even have parents or a mom or dad. Don't take that away from me. I have no respect for you Commy goats, always deleting what I've spent my whole life working for. Now I'll lend you to the wrath of Kaj Dog.

Yeah yeah im here that's right, ohhhhhhhh, who ya'all think you is comin up in here and thinking you's all badd. you think you can just come up and start deleting my work. it ain't ight you hear. Here is just a little somethin i made for the way i feel bout u.

Just cus i'm bad doesn't mean you should be sad. JUst cuz i don't have a dad doesn't mean you should delete my stuff. You'all think u tuff. but you ain't ruff. NOw just let me show you some stuff. I just shaved my beard this mornin but now i've got scurff. Can you hear me or are your ears muff...led I eat pices of shit like you for breakfeast. ohhh ho what u got now.

ooooohh ohhhhhh you all better write me back or i'll write you a letter back telling you how angry we are.

P.S. how many more times are you going to delet our stuff? the answer is none, none more times. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Knightstheround (talk • contribs)

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Second warning
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. 10:38, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

I actually thought this was much more entertaining and honest than the actual article..."Mass Hysteria" isnt a real thing its a perpetuation of an outdated, sexist diagnosis (See Female Hysteria). All incidents of "Mass Hysteria" occur among groups of women is this not obvious to you? For more information see a real book its called History of Sexuality Michele Foucault the end is where he talks about the invention of hysteria. KNIGHTS FOREVER !!!! — Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.70.97.130 (talk) 18:02, 14 February 2012 (UTC)

...your welcome

— Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.70.97.130 (talk) 17:54, 19 February 2012 (UTC)