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Star Wars.
Many people enjoy the "classic" movie of Star wars. I find Star Wars to be a dumb movie promoting incest. This movie has no plot, and can only be understood if your a nerd. The only thing I gained from Star Wars is the porno movie called Star Whores. Let it also be noted that Darth Vader only likes little boys, similar to the old man(Herbert)from the hit T.V series Family Guy. This could be due to the fact that Darth Vader had an affair with Herbert in the first movie. That also explains why he drives a prius. Darth Vader comes from the mystical world of Teletubbies, which is probably why he drives a prius, otherwise known as the "EARTH IS DYING" car. Sometimes Darth Vader uses his light saber to maintenanced his big beautiful dutch girlfriend, who is rumored to be OJ Simpson. Once OJ Simpson dumped Darth, currently known as Dr.Phil, OJ married a woman and deiced to kill her. Little did we know that OJ is really the beloved Homer Simpson. Back to Darth. Darth was once a lonely little boy. A little boy with big dreams(and a big "light saber"). Darth wanted to grow up to be just like Chuck Noris, but little did he know that Chuck wasn't a nice man. One day in Star Gate Galactica, Darth went on an adventure by him self. The whole time he felt as though he was being watched. Once Darth reached the center of the woods he saw a red bearded man run in the woods. "Hello?" Darth yelled. Then out of no where Darth was raped by Chuck. That's why he wares a mask,to hide his cum stained face. So it was decided, that after his humiliating defeat in a butt battle with Norris, that Darth was kicked off the Council of Super Bad Ass Villains, and accepted into the National Prius Associates of Japan (known as the Penis in the Anus Association). Duck duck, look out Vadah hear comes DA GOOSE. Into his anus, which is confirmed to be the cause of his erectile dysfunction. Years passed and Vader was still enraged about his encounter with Chuck Norris. Vader quickly made the Death Star to remember his meeting with Norris. On one fine morning Darth had sex with a Prius. Nine months later the Prius had twins named Luke and Leia. They were separated at birth, only to meet up years later. When Luke was in his twenties he found his sister, but he had no knowledge of this. He and his sister had an nine year affair. Once Luke found this out all he could say to the press is "Oh well. Shit Happens." Leia was shocked for the fact that she and her brother have had three kids. Leia finally found out why all of her kids were mentally, and physically challenged. That is all for now folks. Join us on Tuesday when Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings. Have a wonderful afternoon.

The Truth Behind Doctor Phill
Doctor Phill is an over weight man that claims to be a physiologist even though he's really a faggit plummer. Dr. Phill was born in a small town called Homovill, Texas. Dr.Phill grew up with his uncle Cleitus. Cleitus would bring him in the back room of his house and "show him a fun time" for hours on end. Once Dr.Phill was eighteen his anus had the circumference of a basketball. Phill soon went to school at USM(University Of Southern Maine)and did some..."favors" for his professors. In five years Phill got his degree in physiology. He soon gained a T.V show called Dr.Phill. The show Dr.Phill takes fat people(larger then Phill)and tells them that they eat too much food. Well Mr.Phill, your not too healthy either. But the truth behind Dr.Phill making this series was to hide his pain caused by his uncle Cleitus. Dr.Phill soon meet a wonderful lady. He and his wife had twins that would soon experience the same things their father experienced. But that's a different story for a different time. The Dr. married this "lady" for only one reason... to hide his homosexuality. He and his wife later on separated. His wife was known as Prius. He became very depressed and went on a killing-spree with a weapon know as a light saber. A light saber is a weapon made from the sperm of Chuck Norris. Once the police found out that it was Dr.Phill they put out a "Wanted" poster for him. Dr.Phill soon found a costume called the Homosexual Butt-Pirate of the Future. This costume has a black mask, black cape, and a black suite. This is also the same costume that Bat Man had just a different model. Dr.Phill soon changed his name to Dick Invader, but once people began to get raped they yelled DARTH VADER. Thus the beginning of the evil villain of the "classic" movie Star Wars IV A New Hope.