User talk:Laconic Lord Farley

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If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Thanks and happy editing, Alf melmac 19:42, 4 September 2005 (UTC).

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. Thanks! Flcelloguy | A note? | Desk 20:52, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

shut up, asshole

Please refrain from personal attacks. Thanks! Flcelloguy | A note? | Desk 21:10, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

shut up, jerk asshole.

This is your last warning. If you continue, you may be blocked. Please stop adding nonsense articles to Wikipedia and stop making personal attacks. Thanks! Flcelloguy | A note? | Desk 21:12, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

cut the shit you ass

Stupid Politically Correct Assholes
Your redirect from "Stupid Politically Correct Assholes" to Wikipedia has been deleted. Please don't recreate it. FreplySpang (talk) 21:13, September 4, 2005 (UTC)

Block
You have been temporarily blocked from editing for vandalism of Wikipedia. If you wish to make useful contributions, you may come back after the block expires. Flcelloguy | A note? | Desk 21:27, 4 September 2005 (UTC)

cut the ass bullshit you are the biggest asshole in asshole history. YOU ASS