User talk:Lakeside22

Shaker Masri was born on August 22, 1983 (but is believed to be 1981). He grew up in the slums of Nigeria and conned his way to civilized society. It has recently been reported that Shaker currently resides in Lisle, IL. He works for forqan foundation in Addison, IL and is believed to be romantically in love with a Pakistani girl that works there. To protect the innocent her identity was not released.

He spends most his time chatting on Paltalk and drinking RedBull. His hobbies include fishing and sleeping. In certain circles Mr. Masri is knowing to smoke the ganja and rap. His new single flopped which was released on September 1, 2008 in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. The album was called "look at my ass.. its moving so fast". It is also believed Shaker AKA (the Egyptian) connects to the spirit world. He connects to spirits by using monkeys that are invisible and gives the invisible monkeys pizza..

Anthropologists and scientist has spent many years trying to understand his behavior, but failed to understand him. One European researcher quoted “ his outer appearance is human like, but if you closely study him he is in fact not human”. Researches however agree on one thing, which is that he closely resembles the bacteria.