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James Conor Christopher David Collins Conor Collins was broght into this world by his mother and father, Charles and Sheila In the year of our lord 1987, on the most holy, December 25. Childhood Conor was a lively lad. He enjoyed playing with his brothers and sister in the warm Rhode Island summers. Growing up in Portsmouth Conor learned the value of being a genius. While attending the Portsmouth Middle School Conor excelled in the area of math. He met with his private teacher who feed his growing need for arithmetic. Teen age Years As time would tell, Conor truly was a genius. He attended The Abby School were he was locked in a room and beaten with wet ropes until the day was over. Conor once said “ what do you get when you cut a dead baby in half?” only someone beaten with a lead pipe would understand his ridiculous sense of humor. Researchers believe that the time spent at the Abby, created a Crazy Conor or the scientific name Radiusulnadon that would reek havoc on the world of wiffle ball and squash. The Hook Up