User talk:Lastsalute

Stephen McDowell
My name is Corey. I'm being bullied by a kid namd Stephen McDowell. I need to know how to stand up to him, or perhaps kill him. If anyone has any advice about how to capture his family for torture, or steal his pets, I'd be much obliged. All I want is for him to have a miserable life like he's given me. His lackies, Amy Shinzaki and Bonnie Jiang, are always after me. They take my retainer, spit on it, and give it back. They steal my money, my writing utensils, and my homework. I'm thinking of bringing a squirt gun to school, and when they're least expecting it, I'll squirt them all in the eyes repeatedly. Any suggestions?

Corey Barker

P.S. At night I dream about his sleeping in the mud with wild boars.

P.P.S. This is just a joke, no need to report it and make it a news story.