User talk:Lazerlyster

Why George Bush is a direct blood match to the monkeys?
I have been many places in my life the far boundaries of scadinia, the upper mountains of grandana, and the bays and rivers of tyrania. And in none of these places have i EVER seen anyone as stupid as George Bush! He is a direct match to yoyoma leader of the monkeys. And half werewolf. Now if you don't believe me look up right now and you will know the truth.

HAHAHAHAHA Gotcha sucker! But literally all these proverbs were brought to me from an ancient sorcerer named ghetto. He was a wise man. Though i never knew him. He died at the age of two minutes and only managed to give us one thing; a crap. But that crap reminded me so much of indonesian food. And to this day that crap is warshiped and prayered upon.