User talk:Leaningtower

Dear Guus "Wizard" Hiddink

I am an Italian 35-year-old man from Pisa (Tuscany) who cannot stand Italy's soccer players. That is why I would be grateful if you could send them home next Monday, which you succeeded in doing during the 2002 Worldcup. Tell your wild wallabies all the secrets you know about Italian players so that Australia enjoys its history's first quarter-finals. Please Aussies, do not let me down. My heart suffers whenever Italy's roads are inundate with supporters shouting for joy. Thank you anyhow. GOOD LUCK!

Yours sincerely

Michelangelo Prestipino, miprest@alice.it

Dear Guus "Wizard" Hiddink

Italy's Fabio Grosso showed all Australians he is a very good actor, like most of our soccer players. The Spanish referee was anxious lest Italy's Rosetti might help France against Spain the day after if the Azzurri hadn't won the quarter finals. As the British supporters shout whenever an Italian player pretends to have been seriously injured, 'Same Ities always cheating'. Now the Australians know what it means as well. Thank you for having fought all the match.

Yours sincerely

Michelangelo Prestipino, miprest@alice.it