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The Legend of The Cool Kid
The Cool Kid is a Chevron employee by day, civilian by night; Or "Matt" the Civilian. Known to be cool beyond reason, he does not hesitate to give a penny when a penny is needed.

Origins
The legend was created by Jessie Dalla Riva, Yousef Al-Jarudi, Travis Cline, and Auston "O.F.B." Graham on a hot spring day. When the cool kid lent Auston Graham fifteen cents on a purchase of strawberry laffy taffys. From there on out, he was in the ranks of the Corral King, high five, and lash.

Birth
The story says that he was born at a Moley Hatchett, Lynyrd Skynyrd World Tour. He was a C-Section baby ( no not cesarian section baby). He was born section C, row 6, seat sixty-six.

Powers
Include: X-treme generousity, to take ones life (aka. to smite), to resurrect people, and most of all Coolness.

Rare, Out of Uniform Appearances
Throughout the life of the cool kid, rarely is he seen out of uniform. However, on June 24, 2008 approximately 10:47 p.m. est. he was seen riding his bike to the Chevron. When asked by a bystander (who chooses to remain annonymous) if he was working that night, the cool kid simply replied "No man, I'm just stoppin' by." With his hat on crooked, he looked on and pedaled into the night sky.

Controversies
The legend goes, the Cool Kid had to live against all adversities due to people judging him being born in row 6, seat sixty-six. People called him names like Demon Child and the UN-cool kid. However, he strived to become cool in their eyes, and when anyone needed that five extra cents he simply said "Don't worry, It's cool." Chevron once wanted to sue him for handing out too much spare change, but riots quickly arose in the streets. Protesters would not stand for this atrocity crying out "Where is the Humanity, where is the justice, and where is the Coolness." Chevron quickly dropped the suit fearing the worst for their business, and he was quickly promoted to the higher ranks of gas-station employees.

When asked by a customer if they sold corn-cob pipes, he simply replied "No, I'm sorry man, but why don't you try and smoke out of an apple." This statement quickly hit the news stands as M.A.S.O.A. (Mothers against smoking out of apples) cried that "the Cool Kid was trying to imply childhood smoking". The cool kid replied "Let it be." as a gold shined down from the heavens.

There is much controversy about the last name of Matt the Civilian. Some say his last name is Matterson due to stipulating endorsements by the Chevron Company. However, Matt the Civilian has neither confirmed or denied this accusation.