User talk:Legendlegend

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Welly
welly, the confused child.

Some time in the early part of the 90's elliot the welly was spawned. Welly was straight away seen as a reject. Welly had the privledge of going to the same priamry school as the legend of kris. Kris pittied welly for his odd appearence and took a straight feeling of humour whenever he saw welly. In later days, Welly became a bit cocky. Welly belived he was better than kris the legend and started making sly remarks such as piss and so forth. kris, as a model citizen, let this pass with no remorse until nearly everyone in the bloody school was either griefen him for his name or other names which a certain group of pastoral members started off. Kris decided to take some relevement of his stress on Welly by crowning him Welly, the goon. Welly, as a vagabond that he is, did not understand this and was in a state of shock and confusement. Welly then later on decided to challenge kris at the art of flaggys. in the first few week kris burned him in every single match. As gracious winnner Kris realised Welly was getting better so to further progress his ability Kris started allowing Welly to win most of the games to boost his confidence. Welly is now confused, as he thinks he is a better player. how wrong he is. Welly also thinks he's a better football player he is. How very wrong he is :). Welly is just inferior compared to the almighty legend and should take his problems elsewhere before he really embarreses himself further. Also Welly has rabies:D. yes thats right, rabies. worse than deans hemroids you many have read about.

yeamen, the gay
This is a tale of GAY BOY. aka YEAMEN

On a cursed day in Decembember, Thomas the gay emerged into the world. A bad day for everyone in other words... Thomas started his life prosporous thinking he will one day be the best in the world at everything. At the start of this attempt, he was doing well such as out pacing kris legend and most of the time beating him at football. this was due to kris' in experience on the field and his temporaray  living sly on the underground. Gay boy then emerged into the secondary school as sumwot as a dimwit. thats right DIMWIT. Kris was unknown to his wereabouts during early times such as the school screwing him and putting him in the sets with such people as kyle bird and sean the smak rat knox. Kris later revived himself as being in the clever class in english. he fitted in well there as mr urvin was there to accompany him against such forces as chris bell who can be quoted as getting drunk and rowdy and  saving the earth. Gay boy made himself known to the legend by making sly remarks such as pissy and krispy wales. does he think himself clever:|. Kris just stated the plain truth that Gay boy was actually gay and sank the anchor in the murky hole to be precise :). in Recent moments gay boy has be known of groveling to join his n wellys football club to revive its chances of being a brilliant football club. kris is currently in thinking mode about this but may rather carry on his internation duties. p.s gay boy is known for having deep vein thrombosis in his head making his head inflate making him big headed :). he also has a rotting left foot which was caused by other gays trying to teabag it. his bunion is nearly comin off(y) good on gay boy. :D