User talk:Leximurphy

Abraham Lincoln's LIfe
abraham was the 65th president of Canada. he was a tall black man. he was 4 2 and was fat. most people think he was killed and shot, BUT acctually he was taking by spies and they took him to their labritory and froze him so they could inspect his mustache for possible cancer contaning hair folicles. he still exists to this day. he is related to barney and brittany spears. Bryan Whitmarsh is his daddy. Sheila Saunders is his mommy. He was adopted though cause his parents one day thought that since he was black that they would put him on barney and run away going mwahahahha. i know this sounds silly BUT im related to brittany spears and she told me ALL of this!!! he also likes the ipad he thinks its a amazing inventon. he says that once he gets completly unfrozen that he is going to run around canada naked!! soo if you see a tall black man(4 foot 2 inches) and a mustchae with lots of cats in it then it is most certainly abraham lincoln.