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Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell (born on May 18th 2000) is a professional long white vorteke drinker.

Early life

In his early life he attended St Peters College in Auckland where he won several national championships with cricket, rowing, football, spelling bee and the inaugural National quiz sponsored by the Russell family trust in 2018. While winning all of these championships he was also the captain of each code that he ever attempted at the school.

Current Life

These days Thomas Russell is attending the university of Canterbury. He is studying a bachelor of commerce. Tom does not attend any classes to try and pursue his dream of being a d and b artist. This takes a lot of commitment so lots of practice is very necessary. While puseuimng his dream he likes to partake in the daily supermarket run which is strictly at 9pm every day. Tom is very well known across the country for his prowess in being able to drink a long white very very very past in a such twirling motion with the drink inside his mouth during the process. This has seen him rise in the national ranks being names as vorteke champion of Uni Hall.

Politics

With Tom Russell having a very strong opion on the world, he sometimes likes to have his say on the important matters that surround politics at the time. He belives that Dane Coles should be voted New Zealander of the year. The reason that the All blacks lost to England is due to Steve Hnasen being overweight and has also made the bold statement that Matt Todd could defeat Nazi Germany during world war one at Gallipoli.

Trademark

"Feed the Backs"

Proudest Moments of his life

- St Peters winning the National Championship for Rugby - hitting a glorious cover drive against some Sri Lankans - Knows his roll at the breakdown - Can pass with both hands - Vorteke a Long White in under 3 seconds