User talk:Lickydialect

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Licky Licky Dialect
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The Kĭngķira Posālé dialect, also more commonly known as the 'Licky Licky' dialect has now been forgotten over the last couple thousands of years the world has developed. The dialect is formed around the language Akkadian that was once used in ancient Babylon (Greek Βαβυλών) in the times of Mesopotamia. There was no correct spoken form of Akkadian, therefore hundreds and hundreds of different dialects were spoken throughout the province, though Licky Licky was one of the more common and easier dialects used.

Classification
Licky Licky belongs to a group of several ancient dialects surrounding the Sumerian language in the Afro-Asiatic family of languages, a family native to Western Asia and Northern Africa. But within all the common dialects, Licky Licky was the most well known and respected among all.

Additionally, Licky Licky was not only one of the first spoken forms of cuneiform, but the most respected and very commonly used towards royalty.

History and Writing
Licky Licky first began when the ancient tribes of Sumeria seldom communicated with each other by figures of speech, most citizens communicated via forms of body language, or the most common form, writing. The writing was in the form of Assyrian cuneiform, which was one of the first written languages in mankind.

Licky Licky was first introduced in 2300 BC when Lord Kĭnguřu, ruler of the lands at the time had been experimenting with chemicals buried deep within the abyss of a river. The Lord and his associate Bishop Kiřǜ continued experimenting with various elements, constructing a series of reactions forming a strong solid particle resembling a diamond. This crystallized rock was the foundation and creation of what we know today as the Licky Licky dialect.

After discovering the crystal could be melted down and re-solidified at controllable temperatures, the Lord and Bishop Kiřǜ thought it necessary to experiment with the new chemical created. They placed a 4 kilogram rock in an over-sized wooden pipe and began to inhale this crystal they created.

After seconds of inhaling, the Lord spoke to Bishop Kiřǜ. He commented "Hoar hoar hoar, Hoar ...". And those were the first few words of Licky Licky.

Present
After nearly 6000 years, the language Licky Licky is still a spoken language within our community. Though most people think they're just subsequent sounds of gibberish, moans or groans, there are still some men who are able to understand one another with this language. However, there have been many sound-a-likes with the Licky Licky language, and it must be known that most these are just fake languages, or not even languages at all.

People you think may be speaking Licky Licky
- People with mental disability, mostly occuring with those with Down Syndrome

- Those who copy others and think they're cool

- Those taking present day illicit drugs (usually on their way to mental disability

People who can speak Licky Licky
- Very few old Asians

- Hung Hing Society