User talk:Lightear248

Nicholas McCoolio Scott
Nick Scott is possibly one of the coolest guys that ever walked planet Earth. His plans in life are to become the richest person and to be invincible to the evil goblin, Sir Poopymypants. His fart rays are so powerful that it could blow up a whole PEANUT!!! Anyway, Scott makes $356 googleplex every second (bet that is more than you make Selene). He has received a trophy made of gold every single day because of many reasons. first of all, people give them to him because he makes the most money. Secondly, he is the most popular human being ever. And third, well, hes just awesome. Every since Nick was an itty-bitty little baby, he could get drunk whenever he wanted to! And that's all we have for you today folks. I hope you enjoyed a biography on the coolest guy ever, NICK SCOTT.