User talk:Linda+jen

Linda and Jennifer are survivors of the Killer Unicorn trampade in China where Turkys came back form the grave and ate all the other people in the village of Masterbatana foer Thanksgiving. They then lead a war against these turkeys, but the turkeys became an ally to the unicorn clan in Fartsa, land of the stench, which smelled of stale cupcakes, urine, and poopy. And then out of the swampy water came the poop people who ate all of the survivors and crapped corn out of theirs anals. Linda and Jennifer thought that their lives were surely over but they allied with the Penis poeple of Piss Palace City. The Penis people then gave all the Turkeys and Unicorns Testicular Cancer of the Ovaries. Everyone but Linda and Jennifer died. Then they celebrated with juice made from the poopy and urine people.