User talk:Lloyd Harry Bfff

Morgan Lynn Futhey is of the "DoubleYouTee Species" most commonly found in the outer lying areas of South Central Kansas. Futhey is bred from a portly, kind, hairy soul. Other famous relatives include the following: Gilbert Grape- brother, Flava Flav- ex step father, Nancy Grace- Aunt, Dog The Bounty Hunter- biological step father, She is typically characterized by nappy hair and a glass eye in the right socket. Unfortunately she lost her vision in the right eye due to a chop stick incident in China Town, NY. Morgan enjoys socializing in trailer parks, nascar, and bike ramp rodeos. She was the 2007 Miss Dirt Queen in a race in Pascaquila. Morgan, also known as 'Harry' has made notable appearances are Jerry Springer episode 286: Futhey v.s Ebaum's World Free Chat Online. Some fellow chat members claimed Futhey was racist. The case was closed with the final verdict being Futhey innocent of all crimes. She can see things with her eyes and is commonly heard saying "i'm a big of a spark plug." Futhey urinates herself from time to time and it is not uncommon for her to shart. After long hikes she can be seen relieving herself and smiling, dirt particles being in between her teeth.