User talk:Longhillman

My wife, Leslie Satcher, has never burned a Bible (or any book for that matter) in her entire life. She is as good and God-fearing as any devout Christian person I have ever known. To burn the Holy Bible would be outside the realm of possibility for Leslie Satcher. As her redneck husband, however, I wouldn't bother to wipe with the koran for fear it'd give me slivers. She's a much better person than me...... The Bible burning thing is pure nonsense and more foul information from some jealous user of wikipedia.