User talk:Lord Assbutt the Fourth

Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy  – it is obviously profane; threatens, attacks or impersonates another person; or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information). We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, so if you think we are wrong then please tell us. But users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames, and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block - read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text at the end of your user talk page. Excirial ( Contact me, Contribs ) 07:21, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

Wtf?!
Hey what's so profane about the name "Lord Assbutt the Fourth"? Myass, all I wanted was a common identity across all wikis. Will some admin/werewolf please unban me now? I'm not here for any frigging vandalism/wand-shoving.

A sincere fuck you from me, Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 07:35, 30 April 2014 (UTC).
 * I think your choice of new username is acceptable, but it would probably be better if you used another instance of unblock-un rather than changing an existing one. Right now you aren't in the category for unblock requests and it also looks like your current request, not your previous one, was the one that got declined. Anyway, good luck and stuff. Cathfolant (talk) 16:10, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

My last attempt

 * You need to sign in to confirm you're actually making the request, but I'm just gonna be brutally honest and say that odds are this unblock will be declined, your block will be amended to revoke your talk page access, and this page will be semi-protected to stop you editing here as an IP. — Jeremy  v^_^v  Bori! 01:15, 24 February 2015 (UTC)