User talk:Lorri mcwaters

Lorri Waters was born in the stone age when most cavemen couldnt walk Lorri was already playing hes 1st tune on guitar, but guitar back then where just a rock and hair from hes best friend who couldnt string a sentence 2gther. Crack whore jimmy or in dinosaur term the 'Crackess whoress.' As time went on and Lorri skin seemed ageless, the lute was invented where he played many a song to fair maidens such as 'Green Sleeves'. Crack whore Jimmy had now managed to speak but spend alot of hes time invented early crack buy snorting snail shit. Time seemed to fly buy for Lorri and before he knew he it, it was the 60's Lorri loved the 60's he felt at home. Drugs were available from everywhere he could think of? He loved wearing flares and flowery top some of them he still has to this day. Sadly to Lorri dismay the 60's ended and Lorri and Crack whore moaned the 60's until the 1990's. Where he learned to hypnotize and tricked a poor woman and her husband to believe he was their son which they still do....bless them. As time move into the future and yr 2000 arrived Lorri joined Hinchingbrooke school to study the arts where he was taught buy local peadofile Paul Telford who straight away took a dislike to Lawrence and shunned Lorri's art such as he's famous sculpture of the band  'The Beatles' which sold last year for £400000 to Sir Richard Branson. Lorri meet a girl who worked at the big builder around the corner of Rachel's house but no-one cares about her. And shortly after her he meet a fine young maiden that reminded him of the days where he would play 'green sleeves' to the maiden back in medieval times. She broke hes heart buy using him for sex...which he did not provide. To revenge he's broken heart he tried to make Fay jealous he tried to woo her friend Rachel where he made her do degrading acts. He later on strangled Fay and after many years pranking him, he never heard from her again, or Rachel. Which bring us to modern times where Lawrence is a multi million star. He first shot to fame with he's cover of 'Hurt' then followed buy 'chasing cars' he made a whole cover album album 'covering song m'lady' hes cover album was then followed buy hes album 'do you want to be m'lady' which shot to fame in the USA. Many country rock singers loved Lorri. He now lives with he's hypnotized parents in Surrey in a mansion thats shaped like a bag of crack.