User talk:Loser dork

I am so smart. Listen to what i say all the time beause i am amazing. =) I am in college (second year) taking baking courses becuase i failed the first time. I dropped out in grade nine to stalk a person that lives in beverly hills. They never noticed me though. So I still keep a scrapbook of all the pictures I took. Thank goodness the police didnt find me. HEHE. I am so excited for tonight! I am going on a blind date arranged by my mommy. I dont really know why my one friend tells me that that is the only way that girls will go on a date with me, so they cant see me. Im actually really hot. HEHE. I have a large mole on my forehead, which makes me unique and special, as quoted by my mom. Other people however (MY ENEMIES!) tell me it looks like a peice of crap pasted on my forehead, that has hairs poppin' through. Man people sure can be mean. But i am actually ravingishly sweet looking. YEAHAHAHA!