User talk:Lucepalmer

No More Women is an oral game invented in 2001 by the comedians Mark Watson and Tim Key The game is typically played in the car or on public transport. It should be played in a relaxed and respectful way. It is possible to play the game without equipment. Since its inception the game has spread across the country and now boasts over ten players. Ideal conditions for the game include Alex Horne acting as referee. He arbitrates in a calm manner and is also a competent player of the game.

Watson, Key and Horne once played the game live on stage one Sunday afternoon at London's Canal Cafe Theatre in 2006. In the current (Autumn) series, Watson leads Key 3-0. Both rubbers were played in West London. During the second game a full bottle of smoothie was spilt when Key punched the table.

Here are a full breakdown of the rules: