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Jeffery Lumpy Henderson
Jeff Henderson was born destined for greatness. Throughout his life as of today he would be known for many things he has accomplished, created, supported, and pleaded guilty for.

BIOGRAPHY
Dropped from the stork in Washington in 1967 to Holly and Bob Henderson, Jeff started his life journey. Growing up as a child Jeff was the American Canadian golden child. Being Holly's favorite child she still to this day is quick to make her notorious turkey dinner for her beloved son.

At the age of eleven sadly Jeff had a terrible accident which forever traumatized him and created his fear of yellow balloons and small fluffy kittens. The near sight of them causes him to run and hide in the nearest closet he can find. However he is quick to beat up any dryer of any brand after finding out he is missing one of his socks. He is sure dryers are part of North Korea agenda to take over the world.

Today Jeff is known as a hero throughout the greater Seattle area as the creator, owner, and operator of the greatest underground plumbers club. More about that would be mentioned however the first rule of Plumb Club is you don't talk about Plumb Club. Being best friends with american actor Edward Norton together they created the idea of the movie Fight Club but once Jeff realized that Edward failed to mention him as part of the team; Jeff decided to leave the duo and go on to greener pastures. Jeff still to this day regrets leaving his pal; as Norton has gone on making millions as an actor, producer, and director of many of today's greatest movies of all time.

EDUCATION
Jeff Henderson is a smart cookie. Starting off making the honor roll every year in school; he moved on to graduate from Syracuse University where he met Aaron Sorkin the writer for T.V's 1999- 2006 West Wing. If you look carefully Jeff produced many of the greatest episodes. In-fact with his love of his mother Holly Henderson's turkey dinner; Jeff is the funnyman behind season 3 episode where Martin Sheen aka President Bartlet calls the Butterball hotline to ensure he didn't kill his guest with his turkey stuffing. Remember there are 13 kinds of spices, including coriander. For this alone he won an Academy Award as being the Executive Producer and writer next to Mr. Sorkin. During his speech when accepting the award he made sure not to acknowledge his former buddy Edward Norton.

In the 90's Jeff decided his passion was to be the all american Plumber. He had a knack for it. He loved it. After not even having to become an apprentice because he was just that awesome he was welcomed into his union with arms wide open. Today Jeff (known as Lumpy in the plumbing world) is kicking ass and taking names for the company he works for. Which for all purposes served will be left unnamed because of his pure awesomeness.

CRIMINAL PAST
In the late 90's life wasn't always sunshine and roses for Jeff Henderson. In 1997 Jeff was caught in an F.B.I sting for his involvement for illegal panda smuggling. When questioned by the F.B.I his direct quote was " I couldn't help it! They are just too stinking cute, fuzzy and make for great cuddling."

Jeff Henderson was sentenced for 3-5 years but during his second year his sentence was extended to seven years for illegal cockroach racing with his cellmate O. J. Simpson. Where Jeff was told what really happened that night at Rockingham Palace. When asked about it Jeff will simply just say " The glove fit"

Jeff Henderson made the most out of his time in prison. After separating himself from O. J. Simpson he learned how to play dominoes. He spent days and nights playing with other inmates and when released from incarceration he took his new found love and ran towards the Olympics and convinced them to turn it into a summer game where Jeff Henderson won a gold medal for the USA. Still to this day Jeff is the Mr. Miyagi of dominoes and teaches third world children as his way of giving back to the world.

TODAY
Jeff (Lumpy) Henderson today is still alive and doing well. He is still plumbing and is his mother's favorite child. He is settling back into his normal daily routine after spending much of his time working on Presidents Trumps campaign as the communications counsel. He is looking towards starting a new collection consisting of Hot Wheels cars and volunteering at the Woodland Park Zoo where he unfortunately is not allowed around the Pandas for obvious reasons. He has settled for playing the role as a Seattle Seahawk fan to please others but he doesn't tell anyone except his dogs Taz and Oly that he is a GreenBay Packers Fan for life.