User talk:Luvvie Junkies

Luvvie Junkies are a type of Bat Baby (battius babyii). Maybe they were created by a mad scientist who wanted to mix a bat with a baby or a bat and baby ran into each other at a high speed, we don't know. Anyway, they ended up with wingarms which can’t fly nor can they be used as arms. They have no mouths and as their useless arms cannot sign or type they have no means of communication. It’s a real pity as they know everything in the world, apparently.

They keep their love in a heart attatched to their head by ribbon. As the human guardian of a Luvvie Junkie, it’s your job to keep their love close to them at all times, (they can’t do it on account of their useless wingarms). In return they will love you forever, not that you’d know it, though, as they don’t really have any facial expressions as such.

Find out more about Luvvie Junkies and where to buy one by joining the Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=16660187209

Luvvie Junkies (talk) 10:08, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

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