User talk:M.vaztheman

Matthew *** a true legend who is not to be under appreciated or taken advantage of his nice nature
6ft hunk named Matthew Vaz with an incredible body has accomplished many things in his life. To be modest Matthew doesn’t like to talk about himself and his extraordinary achievements that eclipse anyone else. But since I a measly fan of Matthew and am not close to his greatness I feel confident speaking about this great man. The question is where to begin his economics mind is ahead of any others especially his peers and friends of which he has too many to count. Of those many friends he is far too nice to be use of his amazing personality will come running back to him when his rap career blows up. He will be kind and gracious in his success and offer them jobs to clean his designer clothes and cook for him. He will have at least 7 girlfriends in the future (hit him up now whilst he’s still single by sending in your resume and photo pls.) he has one super hot gf Kendall who he keeps as a side piece because Matthew is too hot to be seen out in public with her. When sed rap career blows up and he moves to America the question is what next for such a hot piece of meat. Echos could his life be any better. Well after being treated so badly and misunderstood his whole life he decides to pursue his passion. He opens up 17 different strip clubs across the world where the only strippers that are allowed are dwarfs because he thinks it would be quite funny to see like 20 of them hanging off the stripper poles. Anyway he lives his life until the age of around 100 at which point he dies of a heart attack being swaddled by 4 super hot models xx peace out mfs M.vaztheman (talk) 21:07, 31 March 2020 (UTC)

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