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The Dodgers Quest For Jerseys With Nicknames On The Back.
INTRODUCTION: in 1867 stans head was flyin about n it said "baws" n all these sweets came out of it! n then banksy went aaaaargh! And then that borin michael senior guy was standin in the rain eatin a bag o' chips. And In the Background u can see that adam senior guy in playstation 1 graphics gettin eaten by zombies n the screen was kinda spinnin round n zoomin out n he was goin eeehhhhhhehhhhh-o-o-o!!!!and superman helped by eradicating the infestation of man eating bowlcuts =]

The Story In The Year 2008 9 Men (and a few inbetween) Will Face The Toughest Challenge Of Their Lives (well for luke anyway) Theyr Goni Walk Up Ben Nevis So We Can Get Names On Our Jersey's (A bit Desperate)They are:

Michael - Wolfensein (The One That Thot Of Climbin A Mountain .. Also Has Rat Like Features) Screwy - Diglett (His Mum Looks Like Steve Vai) Connor - Potts McLaine (The Wapanese One That Has A Slight Type Of Retardation and lives in a bin off the coast of mexico,is currently in rehab for abuse of JOLT) Chris - Parco PI (The One That Wears Kinda tight Trousers n Baggy Jerseys n hides bogey in his pockets :P) Mark - Magnum (The Ginger One That Had A perfect Bowl Cut and has a fetish for purple turtles) Luke - Eggs N Bacon (The Extremely "fast" One That Fancies Ronald Sanderson) Gareth - Selma (The Minature One that Looks Like A BushBaby,does anyone want to adopt him?) Tommy - Tommy (The Kinda Borin One That Steals Eggs And Currently Has A Bowl Cut) Abdul - Sasqautch (The Big Guy That Gets Denied All The Time ... Also Tends To bum buddy With Tommy And Duz A gay Laugh)

Tommy Refuses To be Nicknamed !! So Any Chances You Have To Scant Him ... Get Him Scanted!!

THE KINDA GUBBED CRUDE DUDE IS STILL AT LARGE!! SHOOT ON SIGHT!!

SPONSOR US YA DOUCHEBAG!!!!

Any Shop Owners Who Sell Eggs BEWARE OF TOMMY DOWALL .. description: Seems Shy But dont be fooled he moves like a cat and has an extremely unattractive bowl cut.

Screwy has a well good tan! his mum dont though

Mark Has A Missing Tooth That Needs Filled Urgentley Even By A Cheap Ass Dentist.

Luke Is Well Fast

We Need To Put Roy In A Bin So That Will Be Accepted By Other Members Of The Team ... Until Then Treat Him Like A Piece Of Shit!!

Graeme Is never at traning and likes to miss 3 pointers! he also fancies lugs.

Lugs Is Sound And What Can I Say About His Hairdoo.... not much.

Tommy and abduls marriage is gona be in the summer of 2010 in hawaii so get yer swimmin shorts n sunglasses out (remember that tommy is the bride)

sorry n/a

BAWS!!!!

If you want the quick energy boost thats both tasty and effective then get your sorry ass some JOLT!

MORTAL KOMBAT THEME TUNE ROCKS!!!!! ;) rave to it whenever you hear it:)

Aaaaaallllll NNaaa-aaa-aaiiiyyyt llong!

Where Is Ben Nevis ??