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The incomparable Audrey Geneva Eileen Lynch, born born on May 1, 1990, is a world famous pop singer/singwriter, dancer, motivational speaker, and supermodel.

She is the lead singer/songwriter of the triple platinum selling band 'Audrey and the Secret Survivors.' She also performs as the prima ballerina in the world famous Russian ballerina company which is named after her, Audreyskina. When she is not performing on stage with her band or her ballerina company, she travels around the country and the world giving speeches on achieving goals and being happy with her famous tagline,"Get it, get it, gedddittttt!!! Woof!" Oh and she is also a supermodel, appearing in such magazines as Vogue, Cosmopolitan, O, and TigerBeat.

Background: Audrey(Moon Pie) Geneva Eileen Lynch was born and raised in California. She experienced a troubled childhood where she eventually ran away from her mother when she was thirteen. In middle school she met and dated Steven Haynes who would eventually turn into a douche bag but also the inspiration for all of her successes. She would end up in Utah where she worked for Avis Rent A Car where she was the superstar of sales because she knew what people wanted before they did and she went after what she wanted.

Band: At Avis she met the drummer of the band, Bradey Christiansen, the bassist, Ryan Stuart, lead guitarist Matt Collins, rhythm guitarist April Stuart, and Executive Producer/Agent Paki Tuitupou. After winning a $75,000 fitness challence through Gold's Gym, Audrey invested in the band, purchasing equipment, studio time, and eventually a demo. The demo enitled "MeMyselfandAudrey" was immediately signed by BMG records. The signing was of the band was immediatly followed by a cross-country tour, 3 #1 hits on Billboard which stayed # 1s for 16 weeks, 5 music videos, which catapulted Audrey into the hearts of everyone. After a 4 month tour of playing sold-out stadiums in America, the band went on a worldwide tour where again, they played to sold-out stadiums, delighting and enthralling audiences worldwide. the band returned to the U.S.A. 3 months later where they immediately went back into the studio, focused on continuing their success with Audrey as the motivational leader. The band has gone on to achieve 7 triple platinum albums, 30 #1 hiits on Billboard, and 25 MTV Music Video Awards, 27 Grammy nominations, and 26 Grammy's.