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Crimson Ice
Crimson Ice was a band started in the cool fall of 2007 and seven by key members Rico Sly, Mitch Micheals, Biff Buzz, and Chacho. These four men of the 80s wanted to enter their names in the pages of rock history for ever by performing at their local high school battle of the bands. Together they went on stage at this battle of the bands and have never been the same since. Here's some brief summaries on the band members-

Biff Buzz- Biff is the lead vocalist of the band and often called the master of seduction. Biff uses his swift dance moves to attract the ladies towards him as well as show everyone a good 80s time!! Biff grew up in the small town of Sammyville, PA where he learned the ways of eighties rock from his long lost brother Todd. Todd was an avid fan of Sammy Hagar the greatest rock musician of all time and tought him the ways of the 80s. It was during his early life that he met his great drummer friend Chacho and they really hit it off trying to pull off a two man show called the Sioux Clan based off of Chacho's Native heritage. A few years after that bands failure, they met Mitch Micheals and Rico Sly and started everyone's favorite band, Crimson Ice. Biff now resides with his wife Monny in Pennsylvania with there two kids, Sammy and Valerie!!!

Rico Sly- Rico is the guitarist in the band most famous for his ripping solos that eat women's hearts out. Rico is known as "everyone's favorite nymphomaniac" as he is the master of the jelking technique which we all know is to extend penis size. Rico first picked up a guitar at the ripe age of 10 where he started his long road trip to become the greatest guitarist ever. He was first taught by the notorious Bobby Bobs who was later found out to be a rapist and was sent to jail. It was during his learning and travels that he met Mitch Micheals who was to become the bands bassist. They soon became the best of friends and after moving to Pennsylvania met the duo of Chacho and Biff. The seed of Crimson Ice had been planted. Rico Sly now resides in Santa Monica, California with his girlfriend Rhiannon (Rico never commits) and his daughter Lisa.

Mitch Micheals- Mitch Micheals is the bassist of the band and is simply known as the drug addicted bassist. Mitch had a rough childhood. Mitch was raised in an abusive household where he was beaten severely by his father, mother, brother, and sister. Mitch was put out on the streets of Nashville, Tennessee where he met Rico Sly for the first time. The two really hit it off. Mitch soon moved with Rico to Pennslyvania and there they met up with Biff and Chacho. It was during his stay in Pennsylvania that he was introduced to all kinds of drugs including LSD, PCP, Cocaine, and Marijuana. Mitch could always be seen doing some kind of drug. His most famous quote was, "This is my second favorite kind of blow!!" Mitch today resides in a dark alley somewhere in Alaska and the band sends out a search party everytime they need to find him for a show or two.

Chacho- Chacho is the band's Native American drummer and has been called "Drum's Alot" obviously playing on his Native heritage. Chacho grew up in a Pennsylvania reserve for Sioux Native Americans which is weird because the Sioux were in the midwest. After abadoning the reserve after discovering his talent for the drums, he soon met up with Biff Buzz near Philadelphia where they became close and began the Sioux Clan. After the failure of the Sioux Clan they met Mitch and Rico. Chacho and Rico made a very strong drummer-guitarist bond that still exists to this day. Some say that Chacho can telepathically sense Rico and likewise. Rico was always known to be standing up for Chacho no matter the situation. This often pissed off Mitch and Biff but they didn't care because they didn't care anyway. Chacho now resides with his wife Monica in F***a Wucka, Pennsylvania, where he takes care of his three children, David, Mick, and Patricia.