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Moe Rob Defined:

Moe Rob

Main Entry: Moe-Rob

Function: Noun, Verb, Adj., Adv.

Etymology: From the Latin Robur Inhumanus Orexis meaning inhuman strength and appetite.

Date of modern origin: 1981

In ancient Greek mythology the Moe Rob was a great beast created when Hercules, facing the Hydra in mortal combat, severed one of his Herculean testicles. After the close of the battle the part fell through the earth itself to the very gates of Hades, where it was ingested by Cerberus the multi headed Hell Hound. Nine months later this seed of Hercules would destroy the hell hound, and emerge as one of the most fierce and ravenous beasts in all of Greek mythology… the Moe Rob was born. Though the exploits of the Moe Rob are rarely written of in much detail (even in a time when the customary entertainment included brutal fights to the death, and public executions, the sheer brutality of the Moe Rob’s victories in battle were still too much for most Greeks to stomach) .Still, it is well know that the Moe Rob’s victories both on the Battle Field, and in the bedroom were unmatched by even Zeus himself. In fact, legend has it that so great was the Moe Rob that Zeus and the rest of the Gods began to envy, and eventually plot against it. However, stopping the Moe Rob would prove a difficult task, even for Gods. After the Moe Rob had defeated all of the Titans, and laughed off wave after wave of Zeus’s lightning bolts, the Gods were at a loss as to how to defeat the mighty beast. After exhausting all other options, Zeus turned to his evil trickster brother Hades. Hades told Zeus that he may be able to stop the Moe Rob, but in order to do so he would have to unleash a power so heinous, that it would be felt for all eternity, irrevocable damaging the very nature of Man. Zeus reluctantly agreed and the Hades released Marriage onto the Moe Rob, and onto the world. Slowly the evil marriage began to decimate the once noble creature. Man could do nothing but watch defenselessly as its’ greatest legend was reduced to the status of a meager stay-at-home Dad, or male nurse. Though the Moe Rob would survive, it would never be the same. Today the term Moe Rob has been adapted to refer to any number of falls from greatness. Also it is used in the farming community as a term for a form of noninvasive Bull castration.