User talk:Mariocheese

Deep within the pit of the Burlington High School resides the elusive and inscrutable Ms. Rachel Zucker. Zany and liberal, she stands as a testament to the power that an Israeli heritage and a History degree represents. Despite her obvious powers, she can still be bested by becoming trapped in the fold of one man and being noogied into submission, Truly The Z-man is ALLAH. She is leaving her classes to fascilitate the transfer of students into and out of China. She shall be missed sorely. To be Continued. ..