User talk:Martin Hosking

 Puon

In particle physics, puons are the smallest indivisible unit of fecal matter that can elicit an olfactory response.

 Properties

The diameter of the particle is approximately the size of 12 atomic nuclei with a mass of 10-12 tons. Confinement of the particle can be achieved by a thin wall of cotton fiber; however, rubber works best. The Puon can also be used for fuel as it is extremely flammable. Spontaneous release of puons is often detected by aroused oscillations in the basilair membrane. Commercial mass production is feasible through ingestion of large amounts of complex carbohydrates, best in the form of beans. The puon is colorless, but when part of the more complex structure of feces appears brown.