User talk:Master Cheshire

October 2016
Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages to Wikipedia, as doing so is not in accordance with our policies. For more information about creating articles, you may want to read Your first article; you might also consider using the Article Wizard. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Peridon (talk) 20:44, 1 October 2016 (UTC)

you must be fun at parties.
 * Actually, I am. I once even did a half hour stand-up spot while someone fixed the electrics so the band I was playing with could get on with the gig... But being an admin on the world's biggest encyclopaedia is a different matter. It's through being a comic and writer of often humorous fact and fiction that I can spot a lot of attempted humour (and hoaxes) here. Articles have to be serious. On user talk pages, there is room for humour. I use a fictional town called Downby in the Swamp (and nearby places like Sunquern and Wetleigh) for illustration of points. But in article space, no. Anyway, now you know that we have active patrollers and admins here. Don't make the mistake that others have - keeping on trying to get inappropriate stuff on here. BTW please sign talk page posts with ~ which might look silly, but it puts your sig and the time stamp on. like this: Peridon (talk) 21:16, 1 October 2016 (UTC)

I KNEW YOU WERE HUMAN. Anyway, I did it on a dare and I legit got my friend laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. I never expected it to last anyway. Thanks for being a human. Master Cheshire (talk)