User talk:Masteringchemistryhater

Mastering Chemistry is Terrible
Mastering chemistry is terrible. Nobody likes it. Every time I use it, it makes me want to quit school. I think without this website, I would be much happier. If a genie came out of a bottle and granted me three wishes, I would use all three to get rid of mastering chemistry. Now I am not here to bash mastering chemistry, but simply to present the facts. Fact #1: Mastering chemistry is terrible. Fact #2: I can't stand mastering chemistry. Fact #3: I hate school because of mastering chemistry. Fact #4: Mastering chemistry is broken. Fact #5: I would rather work at McDonald's for life than use mastering chemistry for another second. Fact #6: No one should ever have to suffer the pain of using mastering chemistry. Fact #7: Mastering chemistry should be banned from this country. Fact #8: My life would be way better without mastering chemistry. Fact #9: Mastering chemistry has caused me to stop studying for my test and create this wikipedia account just so I can talk about how terrible mastering chemistry is. Fact #10: Wikipedia should have much stricter guidelines on who can and cannot publish articles on their website so people like me can't do what I am currently doing. In conclusion, mastering chemistry is awful. I am now switching majors in hope of never having to use mastering chemistry again. It's either that or I drop out of college and live in my parents' basement playing World of Warcraft for 12 hours per day. Thanks mastering chemistry. This is all your fault.