User talk:Mattbcfc

Melanie Clare Sturch
This crouching tiger is so deadly, you wouldnt mess with her, because u could lose your eyes or maybe even your life. Melanie is the dirtyiest dog in burntwood, shes been around the block more times that a deutsch hooker. Although she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot, she is soooo hot she has her own warnings on the weather channel. She once floored a 7ft 2inch, 16st man, and once showered naked with her best friend, instead of her boyfriend, witch i thought was very harsh and unfair on him, and i think he should get to see her naked whenever he wants. Melanie once said the best thing that eever happened 2 her was Matt Asbury and that he is the hottest and greatest in the world. Legends tell us that melanie came out of a meteor from the sky thats why she is soo different from every other human being on earth, shes got soo many great things about her and they are :- 1. She is the hottest girl in the world 2. She is the hardest girl in the world 3. She is the horniest girl in the world

Melanie clare sturch is really unique, people dont know what she is or who she is............ is she human, is she robot or is she an alien OR MAYBE..... a new kind of species waitin to be discovered.

Be careful world, watch ure back from the sexy solid prostitute, because if ure not ready, u could be blinded by her beauty or you could be floored out of this universe or maybe even lose your penus!!!!

Melanie clare sturch is one 2 be loved ;) xxxx

Speedy deletion nomination of Melanie Clare Sturch


A tag has been placed on Melanie Clare Sturch requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done because the article, which appears to be about a real person, individual animal(s), an organization (band, club, company, etc.), or web content, does not indicate how or why the subject is notable: that is, why an article about that subject should be included in an encyclopedia. Under the criteria for speedy deletion, articles that do not indicate the subject's importance or significance may be deleted at any time. Please see the guidelines for what is generally accepted as notable. If this is the first page that you have created, then you should read the guide to writing your first article.

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For guidelines on specific types of articles, you may want to check out our criteria for biographies, for web sites, for bands, or for companies. Feel free to leave a note on my talk page if you have any questions about this. Pafferguy (talk) 21:23, 28 September 2009 (UTC) P.S. Keep this king of stuff to your user page. Don't make articles about it.