User talk:Mattymatt9

Matthew Aiken
Aiken was born on October 1, 1999. From the moment he was born, people knew he would have great success. In fact, Abraham Lincoln foresighted Aiken's success, quoting, "Matthew Aiken will have much success." At a young age, the young ingenue became active in sports. He was amazing at baseball and football. He also helped teach Johnny Manziel how to throw and run. He is one of the greatest athletes of all time.

Off the field, he is a great philosopher. He has helped spread peace in the world. Barack Obama asks for Aiken's opinions from time to time on current events. He enjoys helping little kids, working at dog shelters, and training organized lion swimming. He is also fluent in English, Spanish, German, Greek, Latin, dolphin, and 27 types of Native American languages.

He has been thought of as the real life Most Interesting Man in the World. His Cinco de Mayo parties start on March 8th. His mom has a heart tattoo that says "Son". His business card says "I'll call you". Roses stop to smell him. If Opportunity knocks and he is not home, Opportunity waits. He knows what Willis was talking about.