User talk:Mayor mike haggar

Square Head
Hi Mayor,

Seeing as this is the closest to a Wikipedia page you'll ever get, I feel this is the most suitable place to record the fact that you have an utterly square head. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 178.110.247.70 (talk) 20:44, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Stuart Campbell
Hi, Mayor.

Can I suggest that you rephrase your comment 'These days he's an entirely unnotable freelance journalist who seems to struggle to get anything published at all.' on the Stuart Campbell AfD page?

To say that he 'seems to struggle to get anything published at all' leads me to believe that you're just unaware of what modern publications Campbell's work has appeared in. To be blunt, it sounds to me like a blatant personal attack based on your limited knowledge of the subject.

Also I have an utterly tiny penis.

Cheers, MrD 23:14, 7 August 2007 (UTC)