User talk:McGoo

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I feel like I know so much about you already!
Wow, I just happened across your user page and yikes! After seeing such representative imagery and descriptive personal information displayed on the page, I feel like I'm a "McGoo" expert. If I met you (although of course you are a complete stranger) I'm sure I would feel as though I had known you all my life. The masterful pictorial display and witty commentary included on your page reveals boundless information on your personality, looks, speech patterns, athletic prowess, sleep patterns, date of birth, place of birth, place of residence, and sexual preference. With what I know now, I believe I will endeavour to write a piece of non-fiction about your life thus far. I salute you on your willing inclusion of such biographically complete information, and to restate a quote written on your very page, "Aye, Boots."