User talk:Mead~enwiki

If I have two parents and they have two and so on, how many people did it take to make me a thousand years ago? I am averaging about 5 generations per century, multiplying by 2 each time. There had to be, by this logic, 2251799813685248 people alive at the same approximate time a thousand years ago to create me. I was always told there weren't that many people alive at that time. Hmmmm.

As half of those ancestors were males, 1125899906842624, they would have ejaculated about a teaspoon each to create me. The total volume of this would be 1466015503701.3 gallons. Impossible!

Total weight of males, 158751886864809984 pounds. Total weight of females, 141863388262170624 pounds. Total weight, 300615275126980608 pounds.

Impossible numbers, why am I wrong?

Try it at 5000 B.C. if your calculator can do it.

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