User talk:Mecha Hezbon

Africa's New Religion; Politics.
Among the highest and fastest-growing religions in Africa is Politics.

People have from time to time tried to separate politics and religion forgetting that both have an ordinary goal: that is to amass political leverage and use it to achieve their ambitions.

In Africa and particularly Kenya, the political deities have made sure that unlike Islam and Christianity that only meet once or twice a week, their worshippers meet every day, doing their devotions in front of Citizen TV, NTV, Ktn or their carefully cultivated Twitter feeds.

For five years, the main discussion has always been whether the one true god in Kenya is Raila or Ruto, but otherwise, the believers' methods of practicing their faith are remarkably similar.

Kenya's Political worshipers come in all forms, from casual believers who faithfully vote for each election but don't regularly go to political crusades or contend about politics online to maddened species who post bombs to those they argue with. But most political disciples dismiss these brutal utopians as radicalized extremists, maintaining that politics is a "religion of peace." The Pharisees(Raila-worshippers) and the Sadducees(Ruto Worshippers) are always in 'Holy Wars' trying to defend their deity. They are more enthusiastic and passionate than members of more traditional religions, being more likely to irk pals and family and slam each other on Facebook over which political divinity is better. They sometimes go door to door proselytizing, while the political faith-fools will bother you on Facebook all day long.

Proponents of this hastily thriving faith are reportedly readying to commemorate their high holy day: the 2022 elections. The carnival includes the selection of new high priests, Apostles, Prophets, and pastors to enact the sacred will of the people, which is usually to get more stuff from the government at the expense of the holy sheep.

This religion has radicalized every Kenyan's soul to a point that no believer is capable of reading and interpreting the 'Political-Bible' for themselves. Instead, their gods through the 'mighty prophets like Orengo and Murkomen' do so. For example, while on Murkomen's side the political-bible determines its authority on divine laws which could not be changed with human intervention, Orengo's side insists that the Kenyans should go forth with editing and amending the 'bible' till the desired changes are effected. Mecha Hezbon (talk) 19:01, 13 June 2021 (UTC)