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DAMAIN "DOOF DOOF" RIO

Damian Rio first acquired the affectionate nickname "Doof Doof" after his first night spent in Melbourne's notorious PHD (Pure Hard Dance) music scene. Since that night in late 1970's, Damian has spent his years clubbing and taking lots of drugs. This has caught up with him however, as he has traded in his party-goer ways for a quieter lifestyle working at the Queen Victoria Markets and writing techno music at his home studio.

Damain's musician habbits, however, did not take a backseat to his new lifestyle. He is still known to indulge in high quality drugs and prostitutes on a regular basis. Around his local hood, his celebrity is in demand. "Doof is fantastic! Whenever my hubby is out the back rapping to Eminem, Doof Doof sticks his head over the fence and starts beat boxing. I guess in that sense he is great with the kids, you know, always entertaining" says neighbour Carla. However, some neighbours aren't as satisfied with Doof Doof's performance. One neighbour is rumoured to of broken his amplifier after Doof Doof spent over $10,000.00 on prostitutes and drugs in a late night stint. "I've had enough!", states local elder, Wallace, "I called the Police and complained about the noise, next thing I know the lad is being taken down to the lockup! He is out of control!"

Despite all of this, Damian "Doof Doof" Rio is still a well respected PHD socialite, thus earning himself the number one place in the Melbourne Socialites! Melbournesocialites (talk) 09:03, 14 April 2009 (UTC)