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Frankie Rodriguez
Frankie "The Tank" Rodriguez (born October 26, 1988 in Providence, Rhode Island), nicknamed "The Tank", is a current student at the University of Rhode Island. Nicknamed "The Tank" after his high school experience at La Salle Academy. Where it was rumored that Tara Mercurio a female student at La Salle Academy took a huge crap in his mouth while they were fonicating. Some people called him "The Toliet" or "The Septic Tank", but nothing really stuck like "The Tank". After his fonicating moment with Tara Mercurio every girl in the school wanted to see if he could take their load. It made Frankie "The Tank" Rodriguez the most popular load taker in America. The hype quickly got to "The Tank's" head he felt that he could take any load of shit from anybody in America. Until Brittany Faraha unloaded her load in the mouth of "The Tank". The load was reported to be a staggering 7 pounds he couldn't handle the funk. It gave Brittany the determination to enter the competition to become a La Sallian Idol, which Frankie volunteered to become part of her act. With the recent sucess of Brittany Faraha he decided to open a chain of Dominican Spa where he mastered in pediacures.