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Marlin Smith

Marlin smith also known as Fat mama in Șe 7* bc. This man has invented many things for our environment. Marlin from 1282-1369. He was born in a dump. It stinked as bad as his mom's fresh underwear. You may not know this stupid losire but he was a good man. Now I will shut up and tell you his history. His dreadfully ugly (And I mean really ugly) parents were rich for selling bottles, then all of a sudden a goddess from mars with a orange afro gave him a $100 dollar bill for being poor. He didn't give it to him for charity, The guy from mars was just tired of watching him sell bottles like a blah blah blue berry HOBO! Since this day we never forget this important lesson... Never believe this article because it is retarded,I hope you enjoyed my story mommy. :)

story
sit down children and get your blankets because this is a story you have to hear.

Once upon a time 3:00 to be exact, there was a little boy who just finished school and started to walk home. While the little boy named Joe was walking he spotted a potato on the ground, the potato was large and brown with I few spots here and there. Joe decided to pick up the odd potato on the side walk a bite it, when Joe bite the potato it tasted like sweet cheese. "EWW!" Joe said he was disgusted with the flavor, after he got home he started to become very dizzy, so he went to bed and fainted. When Joe's mom got home she found Joe fainted on the bed she tired every thing to get him up but it just would not work so then she thought I will splash him with water! she went to the kitchen but there was no water the pipes where empty so instead she took a carton of milk, when she got to his room she was pouring the milk on him and then ran to answer the ringing phone, Later Joe woke up. The next day when Joe went to school everyone was complaining that he smelled and told on him. The teacher asked him why he smelled like old milk and he said because he ate a sweet cheese potato he found then fainted on his bed and his mom poured him with milk because there was no water, but the teacher said why did you not take a shower? and he said BECAUSE I told you! the water did not work. so he slapped the girl that told on him and ran home crying. When Joe got home his mom told him that some guy called when Joe was fainted saying that Joe bit the more rare potato and he should be ashamed. so Joe went to his room and cried cause he felt guilty.

THE END and that kids is why you don't eat mysterious potato's, cause it might be someone else's.

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(As the misteriouse wind blows smooth through out eddies hair...) The dead silence, Empty, Like something is missing.... Eddie is confused of the musteriouse wind from the dead silence. Wait! Eddie needs frebreeze because the musteriouse wind is peter's fart...

Ťhe legend... PAZA! The nut crack guy (Must be 72 and 9 days or younger to read!) The nut crack guy was recently killed by eddie, Thats why the nut crack guy's brother : the But crack guy who has farted on Eddie for revenge, Revenge I tell you revenge!! This is the legend of ooma loomps rich btich mun dun gun lun the king of camelot.

I hope you legendary adventures learned this important legend why to historicley never kill nut crackers. Hasaseea!